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by LandersUK @ 29/04/2007 - 12:45:39

Bring It On

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Her parents don't get it. Her boyfriend says forget it. The friends who voted her in now regret it. But does she got game? Bet on it.

It is no great surprise that Peyton Reed, the director, started his career in the movies a driver. Okay that’s a bit mean and I’m sorry.

This was a wonderful creative, hip movie. No, wait, I was thinking about something else! If not for Battlefield Earth (Sorry boss!) and Dungeons and Dragons, this would be the worst movie of 2000.

I’m finding it very difficult to say anything good… let me try…

Kirsten Dunst played a great role but I’m not sure if she was showing her versatility or just being herself. Dushku was, as ever, herself. She is in danger of becoming the next Sandra Bullock, with her very limited acting range, but thankfully for her, she’s a long way off from becoming Adam Sandler, a fate I wouldn’t wish on anyone.

The film on the whole is entertaining because it’s the few and far between funny bits that actually do make up for the rest of the tat.

Typically American (and not just because of the cheer leading) it’s the age-old story of good guys fighting bad guys with your typical twists and turns that are screaming out at you to be ignored – heaven forbid it might ruin the film!

As one of the characters says “cheerleaders are just dancers who have gone retarded!” – so why make a bloody film about it then?

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I think you'll find that's one of those movies made almost exclusively for teenage boys who have to use their wrong hand to work the remote while watching...

LandersUKLandersUK pro
2007-04-29 @ 13:08

You're not wrong!

[Visitor]

2007-04-29 @ 16:34

Dear Mr Jnspencer,

I find your comment quite offensive to left-handed teenage boys. I'm shocked and disgusted at this level of bias in the 21st Century. I've been led to believe all teenage boys enjoy a good tommy! I shall be unsubscribing from your monthly educational magazine "The Sticky Times" forthwith. I can only suspect your unusual foreign-sounding name to be the reason for this stereotypical view.

Appalled, of East Anglia

LandersUKLandersUK pro
2007-04-29 @ 16:36

The Sticky Times? Sounds good! I'll take your subscription!

Dear Appalled, please be assured I have risen to reply to this as a show of respect.

Let me first set your mind at rest, we fully agree that left handed teenage boys are equally prone to self-induced-adoration of the physical variety.

However research has shown they prefer nurses to cheerleaders as the mentally-created aide to their sessions of solo arm exercises.

Obviously ambidextrous organ-massagers (we don't discriminate there either) prefer a cheerleader and a nurse, specifically in an environment we call the "pulled thigh muscle number 9" scenario.

Please take this gift of a phallic-personal-massager (batteries included) as an incentive to keep your subscription going so you can carry on receiving the advantage of our cover-mounted "Lubricant of the Month". I believe in May it is Almond Oil.

Yours engorgedly,

Mr Jnspencer.

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